The following post is for every man, neanderthal, and person born in a barn on this earth.
Except for you, Dave.
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I'm a stay-at-home mom to two hilarious little girls in Seattle, married to one adorkable husband. When I'm not making messes in the kitchen and plucking the girls out of trees, I'm working on my young adult fiction trilogy ASYLUM.
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Did I mess up this morning when I left? Dad closed the door actually. I was walking to the car with my stuff.
Not this morning in particular
FYI, 5 year olds have no ability to close a door any other way than as loudly as possible without slamming it. It’s great fun at 3am to hear the bedroom door open and *bang!* close followed by the bathroom door open and *bang!* close. Toilet lid open, peeeeeee, toilet lid *bang!* close. bathroom door open and *bang!* close. Bedroom door open and *bang!* close.
So you’ve got that to look forward to
Sweeeeeeeeeeeet.
I’ll take hearing the slamming toilet lid over “Moooommmmmmmmmmmmmm! I’m all wet!!!!!”
Uh oh….this post means bizness.
A great informative post! I love the tree that can be seen through the door in the first picture. It just caught my eye
I dunno, seems so much less efficient.
When my husband works early, he tiptoes around so quietly as he gets dressed, brushes his teeth, etc. Then he tiptoes downstairs and slams the front door on his way out.
2 out of 3 ain’t bad, I guess.
Now, that is funny!
I’ll be passing this on. Thank you in advance for the lives that you will change! Such a hard concept for some, but such a relief when mastered.
Thank you for putting this together!
I have just sent these instructions to my daughter aged 24 as it is impossible for her to close a door quietly. Great pics and instructions, I just think this is brilliant with a sense of humour too,, thank you so much.