great summer reads

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Got a sweet summer vacation planned? Or maybe some lazy afternoons with the kids by the pool? Then read on, my friends, because this list is for you.

Here are my favorite books of late. The subject matter varies, but they all have one thing in common: they’ll keep you highly entertained until the very last page.

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1. Where’d You Go, Bernadette by Maria Semple

Bernadette Fox is a quirky, anxiety-ridden Seattle mom who was once a famous architect. Her teenage daughter Bee ignores her, her Microsoft exec husband doesn’t know what to do with her, and her virtual assistant in India performs nearly every basic task for her. She’s slipping through the cracks of sanity. And then, she disappears.

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2. Let’s Pretend This Never Happened, by Jenny Lawson

Jenny’s life story–”a mostly true memoir”–recounts her days growing up with a hippie mother and taxidermist father. Did your father ever “surprise” you with a squirrel carcass popping out of your morning cereal? Didn’t think so. One of the funniest books I have ever read. You might also know Ms. Lawson as The Bloggess.

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3. The Beautiful Creatures series, by Kami Garcia & Margaret Stone

If you know anything about me, you know I lean toward young adult fiction (I’ve published my own YA novel, next on this list!). But it has to be smart, well-written, and inventive. This series fits my high standards, and it was recently translated to film.

On the surface, Gatlin County in the deep, deep south, is as boring and predictable as a clock. But even Gatlin has its secrets, and Ethan Wate is about to find them out.

He’s dreamt about a beautiful girl he’s never met since he was young, and one day she appears in the flesh. Turns out she’s the niece of the town pariah, but there’s a whole lot more keeping them apart than that. Ethan and Lena share a past as mysterious and murky as Gatlin itself, and they’ll do anything they can to uncover it.

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4. Asylum, by me! Jenny E. Miller

Here’s the oh-so-official blurb:

After being found guilty of first-degree murder, sixteen-year-old June Foster is sentenced to life at Washington Pines Sanitarium.

June remains convinced that she was right to kill a man she knew was evil, but as time goes on in the asylum, she begins to question everything she knows. Or thought she knew.

As the events leading up to her incarceration are recounted, she begins to understand that the web she finds herself in is far bigger and stickier than she ever imagined. The warden of the facility, both violent and vindictive, is intent on making June’s life a living hell. 

June’s previous boyfriend, beautiful turquoise-eyed Frank, is the only one she can trust. Or is he?

Caught in the middle of child experimentation with untested drugs, arson, and murders, June Foster is reduced to two options—accept the fact that she has gone crazy, or hatch an escape plan from the asylum to get her life back.

Set in America during the 1950s, Asylum is a book you will not be able to put down. The author pulls you along relentlessly in a page-turning thriller that leaves you wanting more with each sentence—to a mind-blowing and unexpected conclusion you will not believe.

Intrigued? You can pick it up in paperback or on kindle!

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5. The Perks of Being a Wallflower, by Stephen Chbosky

The definitive coming-of-age story. Charlie starts high school as a wallflower, then falls into a quirky group of friends who embrace him for exactly who he is. You’ll wish you could go back and re-do high school as Charlie, surrounded by Patrick, Sam, Mary Elizabeth, Mr. Anderson and all the rest. One of my favorite books of all-time, I try to read it once a year.

The film, by the way, did an excellent job of portraying the book and was written and directed by Stephen Chbosky himself.

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6. What the Dead Know, by Laura Lippman

In 1970, two sisters disappear after a trip to the mall. Thirty years later, a confused, disoriented woman appears, claiming to be one of the lost sisters, accusing an esteemed cop of their kidnapping. Is it really her? Or is it a scam?

A real page-turner, as are other books by Laura Lippman including I’d Know You Anywhere.

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7. The Divergent series, by Veronica Roth

Yeah, yeah. The covers look a little Hunger Games-ish. But it isn’t a copycat: this YA series is outstanding for its own unique merits.

Dystopian Chicago is divided into five factions according to virtue: Candor, Abnegation, Dauntless, Amity, and Erudite. When Beatrice Prior turns 16, she must choose which faction she will devote her life to. Will she stay in the safe, peaceful faction of her birth or follow her heart and become Dauntless? The choice she makes surprises even herself.

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8. Unbroken, by Laura Hillenbrand

I don’t normally select World War 2 anything, but my book club chose this to read and I was smitten.

Louis Zamperini’s WWII bomber crashes into the Pacific, leaving nothing but debris and one leaking life raft. Through it all–sharks, dehydration, hallucinations, starvation, enemy fire, and loss of hope–he survives, only to be…well, I can’t give too much away. It’s not as much a war story as it is a tale of one man’s incredible will to survive. The pages turn themselves in this fast-paced read.

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9. The Slammed series, by Colleen Hoover

Do you remember the heart-fluttering, stomach-flipping excitement of your first love? You’ll relive it these unforgettable books.

Layken moves to a new town with her mom and younger brother after her father’s death. A rock for them both, she holds the whole family together, not easily distracted by boys, clothes or other frivolities. But then she meets her next door neighbor Will, three years her senior, and the butterflies flip her upside down. Fate has other plans for Layken and Will, as real life gets in the way of their budding romance.

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10. 11/22/63, by Stephen King

No, this isn’t a monsters-in-the-closet Stephen King book. He’s a versatile, incredible author, and his latest book is (in my opinion) one of his best.

What if you could go back in time and change the future? Jake Epping discovers he can do exactly that when his friend Al, a diner owner, enlists him on a mission that’s engrossed his entire life. Jake steps through the diner’s storeroom and right into 1963. His mission? Stop Lee Harvey Oswald. Keep JFK alive. But it won’t be easy. 1963 doesn’t want Jake Epping there. Not one bit.

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11. Gone Girl, by Gillian Flynn

If you haven’t read Gone Girl yet, you’ve been living under a rock. So come on outta there, pick up a copy, and start reading one of the most thrilling, page-turning mysteries to ever grace the shelves of a bookstore.

Nick and Amy look like the perfect couple from the outside, married for five happy years. But then Amy goes missing. The cops look straight to Nick, who isn’t doing himself any favors with his less-than-stellar attitude. Amy’s diary paints her as the perfect wife, and Nick as an abusive husband. It should be an open and shut case, right? Right?

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12. The Fault in Our Stars, by John Green

Oh, John Green. This is one of those books that, upon finishing, I clutched to my chest in a big bear hug and cried for a good five minutes. And then I flipped back to page 1 and began again.

Hazel’s Cancer Kid Support Group just got a whole lot more interesting. Augustus Waters is funny, handsome, and seems very un-sick for being a cancer kid. Hazel’s pessimistic, I’m-gonna-die attitude is about to change. She’s about to fall in love. Hard. And so is Augustus.

Funny, quirky, beautiful, and the most unique book I’ve read in a very, very long time. A must-read.

My book is out!

I’m happy to announce that my debut novel, ASYLUM, is released today!

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See my previous post to win a copy or buy on Amazon for Kindle or in paperback.

Best day of my life–thank you all for your support!

win a copy of Asylum!

*Contest Closed*

My debut novel ASYLUM hits Amazon monday, and I’m giving away a FREE copy here!

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Here’s the official blurb:

After being found guilty of first-degree murder, sixteen-year-old June Foster is sentenced to life at Washington Pines Sanitarium.

June remains convinced that she was right to kill a man she knew was evil, but as time goes on in the asylum, she begins to question everything she knows. Or thought she knew.

As the events leading up to her incarceration are recounted, she begins to understand that the web she finds herself in is far bigger and stickier than she ever imagined. The warden of the facility, both violent and vindictive, is intent on making June’s life a living hell.

June’s previous boyfriend, beautiful turquoise-eyed Frank, is the only one she can trust. Or is he?

Caught in the middle of child experimentation with untested drugs, arson, and murders, June Foster is reduced to two options—accept the fact that she has gone crazy, or hatch an escape plan from the asylum to get her life back.

Set in America during the 1950s, Asylum is a book you will not be able to put down. The author pulls you along relentlessly in a page-turning thriller that leaves you wanting more with each sentence—to a mind-blowing and unexpected conclusion you will not believe.

*Contest Closed*

Want to win a free digital copy for your Kindle, Nook or iPad? Leave me a comment below telling me the title of your favorite book, and you’ll automatically be entered to win. Contest ends Friday, March 29th. 

And the winner is…

Bill! Congratulations Bill, I’ll be emailing you asap ;) Thanks everyone for entering!

 

a release date!

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I have some very exciting news. My novel, my baby…has a release date! Head over to my author page to find out when.

This has been such a very long time coming and I can’t wait for you all to read it. Woo hoo!

-J

favorite budget-friendly beauty products

My idea of a perfect Saturday? Perusing the aisles of Rite-Aid, without the kids, finding a new favorite nail polish color. I’m boring, I know, but it’s the little things–a new lipstick, a new moisturizer–that keep me happy these days.

What I love about drug store beauty products is that you don’t have to break your bank to get a totally new look. It’s a tiny pick-me-up in your day that only costs $5. And if it’s the wrong color? Give it to a friend and try again. Here are my favorite recent finds, most of which you can find at a drug store near you.

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Maybelline Baby Lips is like your favorite chap stick, but with a hint of color. Stash one in your purse and you can forgo the lipstick altogether! $4

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Cover Girl is now making a fabulous knockoff of the famous Clinique Chubby Stick–for less than half the price. Lip Perfection Jumbo Gloss Balm comes in awesome shades and works just as well as the pricier version, but for $7.

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I just came across this J.R. Watkins Facial Cleanser this week, and already my skin is softer and smoother. Plus it smells great. $8.50

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This Sally Hansen eyelash curler works just as well as the $30 versions–but it’s only $6. Plus, it’s lasted twice as long as the bank-breaking version I bought on a whim last year.

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Ever get those tiny little bumps on the back of your arms? It’s keratin building up in your pores, and the alpha hydroxy acids in Amlactin lotion slough it all away. Summer-ready skin? Check. $16

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I’m loving the wintry shades of Revlon nail polish right now, especially Stormy (left) and Midnight Affair (right). $5

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A friend sent me this sample of 100% Pure coffee bean eye cream, and I don’t think I’ll ever use any other kind. It contains caffeine, so it instantly wakes up your eyes and de-puffs. Great for tired moms. $10

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Okay, okay. This Too Faced Lash Injection mascara runs at a pricey $21, but the tube lasts twice as long as the drugstore brands. Plus, it seriously looks like you’re wearing fake lashes. I don’t use any other kind.

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Another thing I don’t scrimp on? Foundation. Or, in this case, my daily go-to tinted moisturizer with SPF 20. Too Faced Beauty Balm leaves your skin soft and smooth, without looking shiny. It’s that dewey, fresh from the beach look. $32

What are your favorite beauty products of the moment?

Big News: ASYLUM, coming soon

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I have some exciting news! My debut novel, ASYLUM, is being released soon!

This book has been a long time coming, and I’m so thrilled that it will finally be available for purchase. ASYLUM is a young adult paranormal mystery–think Twilight meets Girl, Interrupted. Here’s the official blurb:

“After being found guilty of first-degree murder, sixteen-year-old June Foster is sentenced to life at Washington Pines Sanitarium.

June remains convinced that she was right to kill a man she knew was evil, but as time goes on in the asylum, she begins to question everything she knows. Or thought she knew.

As the events leading up to her incarceration are recounted, she begins to understand that the web she finds herself in is far bigger and stickier than she ever imagined. The warden of the facility, both violent and vindictive, is intent on making June’s life a living hell.

June’s previous boyfriend, beautiful turquoise-eyed Frank, is the only one she can trust. Or is he?

Caught in the middle of child experimentation with untested drugs, arson, and murders, June Foster is reduced to two options—accept the fact that she has gone crazy, or hatch an escape plan from the asylum to get her life back.

Set in America during the 1950s, Asylum is a book you will not be able to put down. The author pulls you along relentlessly in a page-turning thriller that leaves you wanting more with each sentence—to a mind-blowing and unexpected conclusion you will not believe.”

Excited? You can read the first chapter for free on my author website.

I’ll announce the release date in the next couple of days. Stay tuned!

xo

Jenny

a brilliant life

This year on Thanksgiving Day, with turkeys in the oven, potatoes boiling, and dishes piling up, my Grandmother quietly passed away in her bed. She was 92 years old. She had battled many months of illness, and her death came as no surprise, though because you are prepared for it doesn’t make it any easier.

I sat with her a few hours before she died. I held her hand and told her that I loved her. Then I went home to begin preparing dinner, and a little before 1:00 my mom called to tell me she was gone. There’s now a gaping hole in our family where Gram once was, and as of now I don’t see how it will ever be filled. It’s as if you knocked off the top of a pyramid, and now it’s no shape at all—steep walls end in a blunt plateau instead of the brilliant apex that once was. We’re sheep without a herder.

Gram and Grandpa during the war. How gorgeous are they?

It’s taken me a few weeks to be able to write this post. I swim between tears of grief and fond, happy memories. I don’t want to remember my Gram as she was in the last year of her life; I want to remember the better times. She was a party animal, for one thing. She loved good food, good drink, and lively conversation. After my Grandfather died, she became lonely and hired me to cater a dinner party for her once a week. She would dictate the menu, and I would cook and serve to her and her guests. She was always careful about whom to invite; people, in her mind, brought certain characteristics to the dining table and every week the guest list, and the conversation, was completely different.

During one of these particular parties, Gram asked for Ruebens and “good German beer.” I obliged. But just as I put the sandwiches on the griddle, the power went out. Gram and her guests were in the dark with their beers and appetizers. As I flitted about in a panic, phoning the power company and stressing out about the pound of warm-ish sauerkraut stinking up the kitchen, Gram kept her cool. She asked me to fetch every candle I could find. We found a battery-operated radio and turned on some music. My mom brought over pizza and Gram and her friends had a raucous ”blackout party” that none of us ever forgot. Gram never gave up; she just rolled with the punches.

Gram appreciated good food, but she didn’t know how to make it (at least not in my experience!). The last dish I ever remember her making was an apple crisp, sometime in my early teenage years. She poured through the cupboards to find them bare of oats, but found a box of Cornflakes instead. Lo and behold, a mushy, gloppy apple crisp was served for dessert (more akin to applesauce than apple “crisp”). My brother and I choked it down, but it became a running joke. “Dang it, I’m out of flour!” “Got Cornflakes?” and “Shoot. I’m all out of eggs.” “Don’t worry. I have Cornflakes!” 

Four generations of women. Me (holding Charlie, just born), Gram, Mom, Lucy.

Gram was generous. When she learned I was going to grad school to become a teacher, she offered to help me. She had been a teacher and believed in the profession. But when I chose to stay home with Lucy after she was born, forgoing my expensive education, Gram was supportive. She had raised six children at home. She thought that was important, too.

I’ll miss her terribly. I miss her terribly. I’m wracked with guilt—did I do enough? Did I appreciate her enough? Call enough? Was I a horrible granddaughter? But I can’t change anything in the past. I just hope that wherever she is, she knows that she is loved, and thought of, and remembered, always. Hopefully in heaven they have ruebens and good German beer. And oats. You know, if she ever wants to attempt an apple crisp again.

Love you, Gram. xoxo

Gram at her 92nd “Roaring 20′s” birthday party in April. Cheers!