oatmeal bread

I am a carb monster. Bread, bagels, pasta, croissants, muffins, sandwiches—this is the stuff that I would live off of if my love handles would quit telling me that I couldn’t. I don’t bake bread often because I will eat the entire loaf straight out of the oven. Give me a stick of butter and a knife and you’ll see a plump 5′ 4″ woman instantly morph into a gaunt, hobbit-sized creature. “The breadses.We wants it. We needs it. My precioussss!”

But when I stumbled across this recipe for a light oatmeal bread, I couldn’t resist. It reminded me of a dense oatmeal loaf that my pops had made a few months back, except this version promised to be lighter and better for sandwiches and toast.

I always think it’s funny that people are afraid of making bread (you know who you are—just admit it). As soon as you say the words yeast and knead, folks assume that it’s some impossible task that they’ll only screw up. But here’s the thing: bread is easy. And if you have a stand mixer, you don’t even have to knead the dough at all. Yes, you have to let it rise. But you don’t have to stand there and watch it. You can go watch Real Housewives and I won’t even tell anyone.

If you’ve got some basic ingredients, a bread pan, and an oven, you can have a freshly baked loaf (and a house that smells like a bakery) in two hours or less.

Ready? I sure as heck am.

Here’s what you’ll need. Easy, eh? The only thing that you’ll need to be mindful of is that your yeast is still good. If you don’t bake a lot, check the date on that packet of yeast that’s been sitting in your pantry for two years. If it’s past it’s expiration date, it likely won’t work and your bread won’t rise properly. Or at all.

Combine the butter, oats (reserving a few tablespoons for sprinkling over the top of the bread) and brown sugar in the bowl of your stand mixer and add some hot water. Give it a good stir and let it sit until the mixture is lukewarm.

Sprinkle on the yeast…

…and let sit until it gets foamy. This is where you can tell if your yeast is good or not: if it doesn’t foam up after 5-10 minutes, get a fresh packet and start over.

Combine the flour and salt and add most of the mixture to the dough. Stir it a bit by hand before fitting your mixer with the dough hook to prevent any flour explosions all over your kitchen.

Begin on low speed, and then increase to medium-low once the dough has formed a cohesive mass. Add the remaining flour in small increments if necessary until most of the dough sticks to itself and not the sides of the bowl.

Let the mixer work it’s magic for about 15 minutes, or until the dough is smooth and elastic.

Did you know that pretty much any dough that requires kneading you can stick in a stand mixer? I didn’t discover this until recently. Just mix on low to medium-low for the required kneading time plus a half. No floured surface, no tired hands. Just awesome bread.

Lightly oil a loaf pan and press the dough into the bottom. Beat the egg, brush on about 1/3 of it…

…and finish by sprinkling with the remaining oats.

Cover with a kitchen towel and let rise in a warm place for about an hour or until the dough has doubled in size.

I usually check yeast doughs about halfway through rising, just to make sure that I’ve got it in a warm enough place. If all else fails, you can always stick it in your dryer filled with warm towels or an oven that’s been turned off but still warm.

Once it’s risen, bake in a 375F oven for about 45 minutes.

Gorgeous. Just gorgeous.

I love the oats sprinkled across the top of the loaf—so pretty and adds a nice crunch when you bite into it.

This bread is a looker! Plus, now your house smells like Macrina.

Perfect texture: soft, moist, and not overly dense.

It’s wonderful plain, spread with butter or jam…

…or made into one heck of a grilled cheese.

I mean, seriously. It should have been illegal how good this sandwich is.

“We wants it. We needs it. The grilled cheeses on oatmeal breadses! My preciousssss!”

-RDG

Oatmeal Bread, adapted from the Trapp Family Lodge recipe

  • 1/4 stick (1/8 cup) unsalted butter, softened
  • 1/4 cup firmly packed brown sugar
  • 1 cup old-fashioned rolled oats
  • 1 1/4 cups hot water
  • one 1/4-ounce package (2 1/2 teaspoons) active dry yeast
  • 2 1/2 to 3 cups all-purpose flour
  • 1/4 teaspoon salt
  • 1 egg, beaten lightly, for brushing dough

In bowl of stand mixer combine butter, sugar, and oats (reserving two tablespoons of the oats for later). Stir in hot water and let mixture stand until lukewarm. Sprinkle yeast over mixture and let stand until foamy, about 5 minutes. Stir in 2 1/2 cups flour and salt and fit mixer with dough hook attachment. Mix on low to medium-low for 15 minutes or until dough is smooth and elastic.

Lightly oil one loaf pan and press dough into bottom of pan. Brush surface of with egg and sprinkle with remaining oats. Let dough rise in a warm place until doubled in bulk, about 1 hour.

Preheat oven to 375°F.

Bake bread in middle of oven 35 to 45 minutes, or until browned and bottom sounds hollow when tapped. Turn bread out onto rack to cool completely.

day 4: chocolate babka

Bab-what? Bab-who?

The word is Babka, my friends, and you should really get to know eachother.

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Babka, readers. Readers, meet my good friend babka.

What is babka, you ask? It’s an eastern European bread twisted and rolled up with chocolate and cinnamony goodness, topped off with a sprinkling of streusel.

Why is it called babka? Because it’s darn fun to say. Or, as my other good friend Wikipedia informed me, it stems from the Polish noun “baba,” meaning grandmother–so-named because of its resemblance to a grandmother.

Huh. I don’t know about your grandmother, but mine is definitely twisted, stuffed with chocolate and perpetually covered in streusel. Quite a fitting name, I’d say.

Before we get going, I must say: of what I have made so far in this 12 days of Bakemas adventure, chocolate babka has been by far my favorite. And here are the reasons why:

1) The dough is soft and chewy like the inside of a cinnamon roll.

2) Said dough is covered in melted chocolate.

3) The streusel on top gives it a buttery, sugary crunch.

4) It’s pretty and swirly and twisty.

5) It’s fun to say. Babka. Baaaabka. You try.

Alright. Enough talkie talkie. Ready to do this thing?

Let’s go.

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You need flour. Bread flour and all-purpose, please.

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Also snag some cocoa powder, salt, powdered sugar, granulated sugar, and cinnamon from your pantry.

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You’ll also need vanilla extract, 1 packet of dry active yeast, cooking spray, butter, one egg (yolk only), and 3/4 cup of 1% milk.

And finally, the star of the show:

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Chocolate. Semi-sweet, and 4 ounces of it.

Now, put on that apron (or as I like to call it, an “old college sweatshirt”) and let’s begin.

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Warm up the milk and pour it into the bowl of a stand mixer.

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Add 1 teaspoon granulated sugar (make sure your camera is not in focus during this step: very important)…

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…and that packet-o-yeast. Turn on the mixer and blend until the yeast has dissolved. Let stand 5 minutes.

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Meanwhile, measure out 6 tablespoons of granulated sugar. Turns out it’s about 1/3 cup. Throw in 1/4 teaspoon salt while you’re at it.

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Add the sugar/salt mixture…

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…1 teaspoon vanilla extract…

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…and egg yolk. Give it a stir.

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Measure out 1/3 cup all-purpose flour and add 1 1/4 cups bread flour.

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Switch attachments to your dough hook, but not before pretending to be Captain Hook for 4 minutes.

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Slowly add the flours while the mixer is running. Mix until a purdy dough begins to form.

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Now, soften 5 tablespoons of butter…

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…and add it to the dough. Mix until all of the buttah is incorporated.

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Turn the whole mess out onto a floured surface. Warning: it’s a gonna be sticky. And greasy.

Keep 1/3 cup all-purpose flour right next to ya…

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…and knead for about 10 minutes, adding the flour a tablespoon at a time until it no longer sticks to your hands. The dough should be smooove and elastic.

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Spray a bowl (non-metal, please) with cooking spray, plop in that mound-o-dough, give it a flip to coat the whole durn thing with cooking spray, cover, and let rest in a warm place for about 1 1/2 hours (or until it’s doubled in size).

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Meanwhile, grab that bee-youtiful chocolate.

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Give it a good chop…

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…and throw it in a bowl.

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Add 1/2 cup granulated sugar, 1/4 teaspoon salt, 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon, and 3 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa powder.

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Give it a good stir.

Alrighty. We’ve done the dough and the filling. Now let’s prep the streusel.

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In a bowl, combine 1 tablespoon butter, one tablespoon flour, and one tablespoon powdered sugar.

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Mash it all up with a fork, and then stick it in the fridge until we’re ready to use it.

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Finally, let’s get our bread pan ready. Line the bottom with parchment paper, and then spray the whole dang thing with cooking spray.

Now would also be a good time to preheat your oven to 350°.

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Is your dough ready? If you’re not sure, press two fingers into it. If the indentations stay put, it’s good to go. If not, let it rise longer.

If it’s ready, punch it down, re-cover, and let rest five minutes.

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Now then. Flip it out onto a floured surface and roll into a 15″x15″ square.

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Spread out the filling on top of the dough, leaving a little room at the edges.

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Roll it up nice and tight, pinching the edges closed….

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…and give it a few good twists. That is what’s going to make it all swirly and purdy.

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Squeeze it into your bread pan. If it looks like a snake, that’s cool. It won’t taste like one. I promise.

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Crumble the streusel on top, and stick this bad boy in the oven for 40 minutes, or until it sounds hollow when you tap the top.

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Or until it looks like this.

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Oh my.

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This is going to be gooood.

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Let it cool in the pan for a few minutes, then flip it out onto a wire rack to let cool completely. And by “completely,” I mean as long as you can prevent yourself from ripping that sucker in half and inhaling the whole dang thing.

I think I lasted all of 7.5 minutes. I then cut out the middle piece (above) and scarfed it.

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Then I let the rest of the loaf cool like a good little gal.

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I must say, this stuff was delicious warm and cold. When it was warm, the chocolate was melty and gooey. But when it was cold, the chocolate had hardened and gave it delicious little rungs of texture.

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I’d love this bread warm on Christmas morning. Coffee, a warm, gooey slice of this chocolatey delight, and hanging out with my favorite peeps.

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Heavenly.

Happy 4th Day of Bakemas!

-RDG

Chocolate Babka Recipe, from Cooking Light

  • DOUGH:
  • 1  teaspoon  granulated sugar
  • 1  package dry yeast (about 2 1/4 teaspoons)
  • 3/4  cup  warm 1% low-fat milk (105° to 110°)
  • 6  tablespoons  granulated sugar
  • 1/2  teaspoon  vanilla extract
  • 1/4  teaspoon  salt
  • 1  large egg yolk, lightly beaten
  • 7.5  ounces  all-purpose flour (about 1 2/3 cups), divided
  • 5.85  ounces  bread flour (about 1 1/4 cups)
  • 5  tablespoons  butter, cut into pieces and softened
  • Cooking spray
  • FILLING:
  • 1/2  cup  granulated sugar
  • 3  tablespoons  unsweetened cocoa
  • 1/2  teaspoon  ground cinnamon
  • 1/4  teaspoon  salt
  • 4  ounces  semisweet chocolate, finely chopped
  • STREUSEL:
  • 2  tablespoons  powdered sugar
  • 1  tablespoon  all-purpose flour
  • 1  tablespoon  butter, softened

Preparation

1. Dissolve 1 teaspoon granulated sugar and yeast in warm milk in the bowl of a stand mixer; let stand 5 minutes. Stir in 6 tablespoons granulated sugar, vanilla extract, 1/4 teaspoon salt, and egg yolk. Weigh or lightly spoon flours into dry measuring cups; level with a knife. Add 6 ounces (about 1 1/3 cups) all-purpose flour and bread flour to milk mixture; beat with dough hook attachment at medium speed until well blended (about 2 minutes). Add 5 tablespoons butter, beating until well blended. Scrape dough out onto a floured surface (dough will be very sticky). Knead until smooth and elastic (about 10 minutes); add 1.5 ounces (about 1/3 cup) all-purpose flour, 1 tablespoon at a time, to prevent dough from sticking to hands (dough will be very soft).

2. Place dough in a large bowl coated with cooking spray, turning to coat top. Cover and let rise in a warm place (85°), free from drafts, 1 1/2 hours or until doubled in size. (Gently press two fingers into dough. If indentation remains, dough has risen enough.) Punch dough down; cover and let dough rest 5 minutes.

3. Line the bottom of a 9 x 5–inch loaf pan with parchment paper; coat sides of pan with cooking spray.

4. To prepare filling, combine 1/2 cup granulated sugar, cocoa, cinnamon, salt, and chocolate in a medium bowl; set aside.

5. Place dough on a generously floured surface; roll dough out into a 16-inch square. Sprinkle filling over dough, leaving a 1/4-inch border around edges. Roll up dough tightly, jelly-roll fashion; pinch seam and ends to seal. Holding dough by ends, twist dough 4 times as if wringing out a towel. Fit dough into prepared pan. Cover and let rise 45 minutes or until doubled in size.

6. Preheat oven to 350°.

7. To prepare streusel, combine powdered sugar, 1 tablespoon all-purpose flour, and 1 tablespoon softened butter, stirring with a fork until mixture is crumbly; sprinkle streusel evenly over dough. Bake at 350° for 40 minutes or until loaf is browned on bottom and sounds hollow when tapped. Cool bread in pan 10 minutes on a wire rack; remove from pan. Cool bread completely on wire rack before slicing.


day 3: sweet challah

If I ever had to choose between bread or meat, bread would win hands down.

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I mean hands waaaay down. Like bottom of Crater Lake down.

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And my favorite bread of all time (other than Hawaiian sweet rolls) is challah.

First, a caveat: I’ve never made challah before. If I offend anyone by butchering this recipe, I apologize in advance. Or blame Cooking Light.

If you’ve never made it before, follow along with me. We’ll learn together.

Ready?

Grab your dry ingredients:

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Salt, 1 packet active dry yeast, corn meal, and bread flour.

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You’ll also need 3 tablespoons butter and two eggies.

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And finally, honey and cooking spray.

Cooking Light also asks for poppy seeds (for sprinkling on top) and saffron (which I didn’t have). If you’ve got those things, add ‘em to the list.

Oh, and also, fair warning: this is a yeast bread. It needs time to rise (at several different points in the recipe). I would do it on a day when you’ll be at home most of the time, preferably watching a Jersey Shore marathon.

Just sayin.

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First, pour a cup of warm water into a big ol’ bowl. Pour in the packet of yeast and stir it up until the yeast dissolves.

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Add 3 tablespoons of honey and stir. Wait 5 minutes. Meanwhile, melt the butter and let it cool.

Mental note: don’t use this dang red bowl again. It photographs horribly.

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Next, add the butter…

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…one of the eggs…

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…and 1 teaspoon salt.

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Whisk it on up.

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Now add 2 3/4 cups of flour (lightly spooned into measuring cups and leveled with a knife)…

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…and stir until a dough begins to form.

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Gorgeous, dahling. Cover the bowl with a kitchen towel and let stand for 15 minutes.

Meanwhile, you can prepare a floured surface and spray another bowl (non-metal, please, for the bread’s sake) with cooking spray.

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Oh, doughy goodness. Turn it out onto your floured surface and knead for about 8 minutes, or until it’s smooth and elastic. Add flour a tablespoon at a time until the dough no longer sticks to your hands (add no more than 1/4 cup total).

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Set that lump-o-dough into your sprayed bowl and give it a turn so the cooking spray coats the whole durn thing.

Cover and let sit in a warm place (I set it on top of a radiator, but on top of a running dryer or oven would work well too) for about 40 minutes or until it’s doubled in size. From my limited bread-making experience, may I just say that a warm place is very flippin important.

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Like so.

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If you’re not sure whether it’s risen enough, poke two fingers into the dough. If the indentations remain, it’s all good. If not, let it rise more.

Once your dough has doubled in size, punch it down, reshape into a ball, set it back in the bowl, cover, and let rise another 40 minutes (or until it’s doubled. Again.).

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Whew. Almost there. Notice how it’s getting yellower? That’s the yeast, baby.

Once it’s doubled for the second time, punch it down, re-cover, and let rest for 15 minutes.

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Turn it out onto your floured surface again.

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Divide into 3 (roughly) equal portions…

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…and roll each portion into a 25 inch rope.

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Sprinkle a little cornmeal onto a baking sheet and throw those ropes onto it. Pinch the ends together on one side.

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Braid, mush the ends together, and hurry up and wait. Again.

Cover and let rest for 20 minutes. Now would be a good time to preheat your oven. 375°, please.

See? A TV marathon (or a laundry marathon, if you’re ambitious) is the key to making good challah.

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Remember that other egg I asked you to have? Way back when it was still 2009?

Yeah, that one. Separate the yolk, beat it up and mix in 1 teaspoon water.

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Gently brush it on top of that gorgeous loaf. If you had poppy seeds, now is the time you’d want to sprinkle them on.

Now we’re finally ready to bake, my friends. Stick it in the oven for 30 minutes or until it sounds hollow when you tap it. Let cool for a bit on a wire rack.

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Dang, that’s a good lookin’ loaf-o-bread.

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Now you see why it’s a labor of love, this bread. Cuz it’s purdy…

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…and taaasty. The flavor of challah is not like any other bread–it’s sweet but not sugary, yeasty but not tangy, and moist but not dense.

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It’s simply perfect.

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I slurp it up with a little butter on top, or you could eat it plain. It would also go nicely with a meal–make it instead of rolls.

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Happy 3rd Day of Bakemas!

-RDG

You can see the recipe from Cooking Light that I used (with a few variations) right here.