tick tock

If you’ve been keeping up with my iPhone experiment you know that I’m currently on day 12 and have so far been blissed out at the freedom that it has afforded me. I’ve gotten an overwhelming response, both from the media (just ignore the comments below the article—my skin is trying to grow thicker as we speak) and from readers. I find it ironic that I’m essentially a food blogger and yet the most attention I’ve ever gotten has been from an article on technology!

My food is not taking it personally. Or trying not to.

Sitting here on day 12, I feel fairly different than I did on day 1. I don’t really look at my phone anymore, unless I think I’ve missed a call or need to make one. I frequently leave it places around the house and forget about it for the entire day (one night I left it in the backyard, which I wouldn’t recommend for any electronic device). I’m getting lazy about returning emails, I rarely check Facebook, and I tweet considerably less than I did before. I haven’t run into any big snafus where I needed a phone and didn’t have one (except for a nasty hour-long battle with the 520 bridge, which could have been avoided if I had been near my trusty Google Maps), and I feel more in-tune with my life and my surroundings. It feels amazing, and if it weren’t for this blog, I would hardly be on the internet at all for this hot little month.

I was watching a movie the other night called TiMER, which is set in a world where people can choose to be implanted with timers that tell them when they will meet “the one.” It’s a future where all of the guesswork has been taken out of finding love—nothing is unpredictable, everything is planned down to the second. Some people choose not to be implanted, some are implanted and waiting for their clocks to start counting down, and some people have known from the age of 14 who they were going to end up with.

For me it’s reminiscent of how we let technology dictate our lives today. The way I see it, we have a choice. We can do our social networking, our recreational activities, our shopping, our what-have-you behind a screen, or we can do these things out in the real world. In TiMERland, you make the same choice: let things happen naturally, or have technology assist you in making decisions. And in either world, what happens after you make that choice? Does your life get better? Easier? More difficult? More fun? More boring?

I’m beginning to sound like some nutzo tarot card reader who believes in destiny. And I’m the biggest hypocrite of them all—I write a blog for pete sakes.

I suppose what I’m trying to say is that the chances of something really wonderful happening are far greater when I’m out in the real world rather than behind a screen. My iPhone can’t tell me that it loves my shoes or that, yes, bangs were a bad decision—only being with my best friend can do that. I can’t hear the voice behind that email; I can only do my best to interpret whether that colon smiley face was sincere or not. For this month, I choose no implant. I choose to leave my digital life by the wayside and make new decisions, more real decisions. Because when I sit behind a screen, I’m just on a timer, waiting for some digital device to chirp and tell me when life can begin.

-RDG

Oh, and I took these black and whites out on the water yesterday. Seattle is purdy.

independence day

On the 4th day of July, and my 4th day without an iPhone, the family and I embarked on an epic journey. It would be fun. It would be fate. And we would meet many, many interesting characters along the way.

Like a founding father on a tiny, tiny motorcycle.

And the world’s largest dog, aptly named Maximus.

But what brought us there in the first place? Why did we venture far out of the big city and wind up in the tiniest of towns?

Because I wasn’t carrying my iPhone.

Tolt, Washington. Population: 1,814. Home to….well, something, probably. We had no intention of landing here when the day began. We had instead embarked in search of a berry farm from which to pick juicy, succulent red morsels for pie.

We took one quick glance at the directions on the farm’s website and then set off to stain our fingers red. Close to the farm, or what we figured was close to the farm, we were detoured. The road was blocked for an event, and by the time we finally reached the berry farm, we found it was closed for the day. We should have predicted this. We should have known that nary a berry farm (I rhymed!) would be open for our picking pleasure on this day. Our goal hopelessly out of reach, miles between us and home, and no digital device to help decide our next move, we parked and puttered into town in search of lunch.

What we found instead was the kind of small town parade you only see in the movies. We were in love. It was red, white and blue bliss. And we stayed all afternoon.

There was dancing and twirling…

…and shiny red tractors. I tried to convince the man in the Mt. Si jacket to let me take it for a spin. He didn’t succumb to my womanly wiles.

There was also a man on a horse holding a puppy. Why he was holding a puppy while riding a horse, I have no idea. But it was the cutest damn thing I’ve seen in a while.

And our favorite animal of all—Maximus. Lucy is about the size of his head, and yet she wasn’t afraid in the least.

She was as overjoyed to be in Tolt as we were.

A day without GPS, without the help of the internet, without Urban Spoon, and without a clue what we were doing placed us in the most amazing place of all. Husband and I talked all day, introduced our daughter to the joys of strawberry shortcake and horse poop. We went where the wild wind blew us, and weren’t once looking for someplace better to be.

-RDG